Wednesday, September 03, 2003

The Boy Turns 3


The boy and his balloon. Posted by Hello

Tuesday, Sep 2

My nephew Michael had his 3rd birthday last night, which was enthusiastically celebrated by his two sisters, Melissa (who just turned 4) and Madeleine (who will be 2 years old next month).

Oh yes, and his parents, Attie Gail, too... and later on the 3 kids upstairs and their 2 visiting friends. So, 8 kids in all!!

Of course, the best part of having a birthday -- besides the cake and ice cream -- is the loot! While I held tightly onto Maddy, who was chomping at the bit to open whatever she could find, Michael opened his presents from his maternal grandparents in Maine, his parents, and me. It was a very co-ordinated birthday: Cheryl and Allan bought Michael a Thomas the Tank Engine foil balloon, which went with my Thomas the Tank Engine video and train, which fit on his IKEA wooden track! Michael also received a set of toy tools, and with them a set of safety goggles -- which he LOVED. Michael wore them all over the house, and to watch his new Bob the Builder videos.

Tuesday, September 02, 2003

Chickens at Sea

Monday, Sep 1: Labour Day

As a surprise for Christa, I rented a motorboat from Sewell's Marina in Horseshoe Bay for Monday, which was the ONLY day I could find when we could all go boating before Iris's flight back to Germany!

When Christa and Iris booked their flight to Vegas last week, I had to scramble to change the date for the boat rental, and figure out a way to get us back to Vancouver for Monday (yesterday) without making Christa suspicious. Sheesh, being sneaky is a lot of work! When Iris and I were swimming in Canim Lake the other day and Christa was sitting in the boat, we were trying to come up with all kinds of excuses to go back to Vancouver -- not so easy when we were having such a great time up there.

But our excuse -- to return to Vancouver in the middle of the night to avoid traffic -- was a legitimate one. I didn't fancy sitting in a hot car with no air conditioning on the TransCanada Highway, in an automobile crawl.

What was tougher, though, was trying to hurry up on Monday to make that boat rental time of 1:00. We arrived home from our trip north around 3am and we were bagged. I drove the whole way down, and I felt OK, but by 5am, I was ready to pass out. And getting up was no picnic, either. THEN Christa discovered the Vegas hotel reservation fell through, and she was determined to get another place booked asap. And here I was, nagging her to get off the computer to go to the beach! Christa must've thought I was out of my mind! I knew they had no accommodation, and it was only a few days before their trip, and I was in a rush to get to... the beach??

We got to Horseshoe Bay, and Christa still didn't ask any questions. I think she was still half-asleep. Kristin was privy of our little mission, and I told Christa that Kristin knew of this secret beach in West Vancouver, so that's why we were headed to Horseshoe Bay.

It's a good thing I made a reservation. Sewell's Marina was a zoo, and everybody looked so stressed out there that I thought we weren't going to get any instruction on how to operate our boat!

"What? No brakes?!?"


Kristin got us out of the Bay, and we headed into Howe Sound. It was a perfect day, and we had four hours of sightseeing: harbour seals on Pam Rocks, cruising around Gambier Island, passing Port Mellon, Langdale, Gibsons, and checking out the expensive houses around Bowen and the smaller islands. I read last night that some of those properties are among the most expensive in the country -- $4m+!! Yikes! We bought tickets to the PNE draw for the dream home on Bowen Island, so we pretended we were checking out the weekend house we were all going to share!

Only Kristin and Iris were brave enough to jump off the boat when we turned off the engine between Woolridge and Gambier Islands. Iris assured me the water was warmer than Canim Lake, but I've got this thing about deep ocean... I don't want to swim in it! Gimme a lake any day, and I'm fine, but I've got a healthy fear of swimming in deep ocean.

Kristin's very informative but rather alarming ocean seminar on the abundance and species of sharks and other marine life in northern Pacific coastal waters didn't help, either...

And neither did the little scare we got when I couldn't get the engine started again!!!!

You see, Christa is a jinx for anything motor-related... last year she drove my car through Stanley Park and broke down on the north side. This year she drove up to Vernon with May and when she was at the wheel the car overheated and died. A few months ago after our Italy trip her Audi completely died. At Canim Lake the pontoon broke down. Can you see a pattern here??? I was also a bit worried because we were between two islands and my mobile phone signal was going in and out. When I finally got the engine to turn over, the whole motorboat felt a little lighter as our spirits lifted and I moved us forward into the Sound.

As you can see, I wasn't handling the rougher waters, although the boat felt like a bucking bronco when I was heading back to Horseshoe Bay at top speed so we would return on time...

Iris had to manoeuvre the boat in the fairly choppy waters of the open ocean around the islands west of Bowen Island, and we hung on tight. The last thing we wanted to do was capsize or lose someone overboard!!!

But, we made it successfully back to shore, after some crazy navigational watercraft moves in the marina by Gail the novice skipper trying to park the damned thing... let me tell you: when you're trying to operate a boat for the first time in your life, you do NOT want a Swiss-French, a German, and a Swiss-German all yelling out directions on how to park!!!

Addendum: Friday, Sep 5

I've uploaded a video clip of our exit from Horseshoe Bay to my SFU webspace:

Kristin -- Elle Capitano

Monday, September 01, 2003

The Chickens Made It Back to the Coop

Friday, Aug 29: Molly and Don's 40th Wedding Anniversary, Kamloops

On Friday, we tried to leave early, but there was a bunch of things I had to do before we headed north to Kamloops to celebrate the 40th wedding anniversary of my longtime friends, Molly & Don Dieno, in Kamloops, about 4.5 hours drive north of Vancouver. We first had to drop off the second set of apartment keys over at West 8th, then we made a very roundabout journey over to SFU so I could get my course materials and textbooks... roundabout because it was rush hour, and there are no left turns on major arterial roadways! Traffic, traffic, everywhere... it's what I'm definitely NOT missing as a telecommuter.

By the time we left SFU with my two large bags of course materials, it was after 3:30 and the long weekend mass exodus was well underway. We saw a couple of grassfires in the highway median between Abbotsford and Chilliwack, which was a grim reminder of what else was happening in British Columbia this weekend. BC is a tinderbox. There was a total backcountry ban because of the extreme fire hazard, and all provincial parks were closed for the next two weeks: no camping, no hiking.

By the time we arrived at Sherri and Kelly's house in Kamloops (Sherri is Don & Molly's daughter and we're the same age), it was somewhere near 8pm, and everyone was hanging out in the backyard. We had a typically warm Kamloops welcome, and it was clear to Christa and Iris why I really enjoy driving up to Kamloops every summer -- everyone in that family is super-friendly and loves to laugh. I shot some video and took loads of photos, with the plan to burn them all to CD and make prints later.

When most of the guests started to leave, we made a plan to visit Bob (Don & Molly's son) and Wendy over at their house to try this Caribbean rum they were raving about. We were there late before heading over to Don & Molly's new place nearby. They just moved to Kamloops from their much-loved property half an hour away in Lac le Jeune, which was their house after Bob and Sherri left the nest. It started out as a cabin and weekend house, and later became their full-time house. I think we'll all miss it -- it was lakefront and like a retreat!



On Saturday morning, we dragged our sorry carcasses out of bed and woke up slowly to make our way over to Canim Lake, where Iris's aunt and uncle, Gisela and George, make their recreational home.


Canim Lake is near 100 Mile House. You would think that they would come up with a more original name for a place than 100 Mile House, but there doesn't seem to be much more than a house there. Actually, I jest: 100 Mile House is a marker for the hundredth mile on the Cariboo Gold Rush Trail of the 1800s and has historical significance in BC history, as well as being a gateway today into the Cariboo Region.

At Canim Lake, Gisela has made a beautiful home away from home for 30 years and continues to commute there after a full-on work week in Vancouver. On Saturday afternoon she and George welcomed us to their weekend paradise and invited us to head out on the boat for the afternoon.

Das Boot is a brand-new party pontoon that was only purchased in June, and was not muskrat-proof! How did we know this? We had barely gone 5 minutes from shore when the engine died and we were adrift on the lake, and Gisela and George mentioned that a muskrat had eaten through the fuel lines the previous week, and there was a possibility for more critter-related problems.

So, after some major tinkering, it was determined there was nothing that could be done at that moment except drink beer and wine, eat, and swim! All mechanical problems should end up this way!

Swiss Chicken Christa chickened out of a swim, but Iris and I gamely followed Gisela into the lake... which at first was pretty cold, but after about 30 seconds was just fine! I kid you not... as I floated around and looked at the mountains, I remembered how much I enjoyed doing this every summer before I started uni. It's been a couple of years now, but I loved just throwing my bike in the back of the car and driving to Chilliwack Lake for a ride and a swim. I love lakes... I call them nature's bathtubs. Yep, I must do more to get back to my former lifestyle. I just have to trick my brain to be less lethargic when it comes to non-academic stuff, and my body will follow.

After a belly-pleasing BBQ dinner out on the upper floor deck, a few games of pool downstairs, and bottles of wine and beer later, we hit the hot tub!

(It occurred to me later when I was downloading the pics of Canim Lake from the camera that the majority of photos have a drink in it -- beer, white wine, red wine, brandy, caesars...)

The hot tub was fantastic! Drinks in hand, we could see Mars, which was especially bright, and we watched satellites go by, plus an amazing display of shooting stars. These were no ordinary shooting stars -- it was like watching Disney's Fantasia right before our eyes, in the sky. It was surreal -- those streaks in the sky were so bright it was like watching a fireworks display... Iris and I were facing the lake, and we saw one at the same time and got so excited we started shouting, startling Christa, who nearly jumped right out of the hot tub onto the sloped lawn!

No one who lives upcountry should have arachnophobia.

There are plenty of these creatures running around. There was one on the upper deck of the house, and Iris and Christa -- who both admit they have arachnophobia -- could barely watch me sneak up to our furry friend with my camera... I was pretty apprehensive when I figured out I had to use the macro setting to get the spider in focus, but it was probably too busy catching prey to notice my lens in its face. There's nothing like being watched with beady eyes close up.



On Sunday George headed over to the lake with their neighbour Murray to fix the boat while the ladies of leisure had a leisurely brunch. Gisela and George used walkie-talkies to communicate (no network signals), so we could hang out on the public beach and meet up with him later once the boat was fixed. Turns out the muskrat was the culprit, and they'd even caught it in the act! The little devil was chewing through the lines! But, they were able to fix the boat and we were ready to go out on the lake again!

This time we got further away from shore, and cruised part of the lake. Cleo the dog loved it!

After a scrummy BBQ dinner, we pushed off south to Vancouver around 9pm to avoid the weekend crush on the highway. We said goodbye to our gracious hosts Gisela and George, who were so generous and hospitable I wanted to adopt them as my aunt and uncle, too!

The drive back to Vancouver was fairly uneventful, except for a few paranoid moments when Christa and I went for a restroom stop off the highway. Iris told us she heard a knocking noise, and we were so freaked out we jumped back in the car and I could only conjure up images of Grade B horror movies where the victims couldn't start their cars after some nutcase comes out of the woods with an axe... You could hear a collective sigh of relief once the engine turned over and I put it into gear!!

Friday, August 29, 2003

Road-tripping Chickens & a Hetero Aussie Male at Large in San Francisco: Recipes for Disaster??


We are official participants in the HR MacMillan Space Centre's Mars Watch...

Iris and Christa are off to the Sports Rehab Clinic to try and take the kinks out of Iris' body after her first go at a climbing wall yesterday. Hope Dr. Yee can do something for her, otherwise I am going to hear a lot of high-German cursing from the backseat this afternoon as we drive up to Kamloops for my friends' 40th wedding anniversary party. We're also heading from there to Iris' aunt's cabin on a lake a couple of hours north of Kamloops on Saturday. When we asked Iris if she remembered how to get to the cabin, we got an alarmingly vague response... but this isn't the first time either Christa or Iris have been lost in Canada. I'm starting to think they quite enjoy it.

Christa and I bought new speakers for the car last night so we wouldn't go mad on the drive up, but we could only get the driver's side speaker to work (that's all I need!)... Will we go stir-crazy and kill each other?? Stay tuned...

Meanwhile, down in San Francisco, our Aussie friend Steve has been having adventures of his own...

Steve will be in Las Vegas only two days before the chickens, unless he wins BIG and ends up in a suite at the Bellagio. Read his journal here.

Some Bizarreness for Your Friday

For all those Matrix fans out there, here is a new twist on the genre.

Thanks to Jérôme for re-appearing in my Inbox after a very long time to let me know he is still alive and kicking and feeling compelled to pass along pieces of cyber-oddity. It is clear he is losing his mind in northern Frogland and needs to get the hell out. Now.

Broken English

I find when I spend a lot of time with the other chickens (Christa and Iris), my English goes downhill...

Thursday, August 28, 2003

Fun at the Fair



On Tuesday night the Crazy Chickens and Friends hit the PNE, or Pacific National Exhibition held annually in Vancouver since 1910.

From the City of Vancouver website:

"For about two decades, the fair was the second largest in North America after the New York City Fair. Since that time, the site has played host to many famous events including the Miracle Mile at Empire Stadium in 1954. In this now-historic race, John Landy of Australia and Roger Bannister of England both broke the four-minute mile barrier."

For more history about the fair, click here.

When I was a highschooler, I remember receiving a free day pass to the PNE at the end of every school year. It was a big deal to make the big one-hour journey to Vancouver to attend, and all we wanted to do was go on rides.

This time I convinced the others to pay the reduced admission to see what all city slickers should see at least once in our sheltered asphalt-and-apartmented lives:

pig races!Pig Races! Yeehaaaw! Yessiree Bob's Your Uncle, dem piggies go FAST! Until I get some more webspace, I can't show you the video clips, so you will just have to take my word for it. The ducks will never win a land race with pigs, but the crowd went (*pun alert*) hog wild when they finally made it up that ramp and slid down the other side into the little wading pool at the bottom. Apparently, that was all the incentive they needed at the starting gate -- the idea of water at the end. The pigs, on the other hand, were much more responsive to -- you guessed it -- mini-donuts! Dem pigs ain't dumb!

You would have to be a very jaded person not to cheer on pigs with names like Albert Einswine, Magnum P.I.G., Tammy Swinette, and Bacon Bits. Or, my personal favourite, Hammy Faye Bacon.

May was oh-so-brave... she went on the Revelation by herself! Nerves of steel! I couldn't find a link to a photo of it, but imagine being whipped around in a circle on a vertical rather than horizontal plane, and the chair you're sitting in is also rotating... Christa felt sick just looking at the ride. Nobody else would go on it, and I wasn't about to pay $20 for what I considered an expensive thrill. (Oh, for more webspace for video.... maybe if I whine enough, somebody will just offer me some of theirs to shut me up...)

We entered the draw for the new home on Bowen Island and fancy cars, so maybe one of us will win and split the proceeds. We also checked out the Superdogs, a bit of the Zydeco Jam, and ate loads of amusement park food... but since this is Vancouver, the selection went beyond corn dogs and cheeseburgers to curries, sushi, and whipped cream-covered white chocolate mochas. Yum yum.



Eliza and Kristin called it a night after the pyrotechnics and rock-and-roll show called "Bring On the Night" finished off the regularly-scheduled evening, and the rest of us hit Playland. Iris and I managed to score the VERY LAST car on the Wild Mouse ride -- they even turned off the lights!! At first glance it looks like a ride for little kids, but in actuality it's a hang-on-for-dear-life ride because it whips you around so fast you swear the car's going to derail at every turn.

We checked out the gambling tables for a bit, so Christa and Iris could get warmed up for Las Vegas next weekend. Iris has never been to the U.S., but Christa has been all over, including Vegas, and Tuesday afternoon we found them a flight for total $204 with all the taxes -- an excellent deal! The Chickens get to do Vegas, but I can't go since it's Tosca's wedding next Saturday. So much for Free Range Chicken... (that's me, by the way)


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Addendum Thursday, September 11

I uploaded the PNE videoclips (all are in Quicktime):

duck race
pig race
May on "The Revolution"

PNE photos

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

Cosmic Bowling


Kristin glowing in the dark. Posted by Hello

I took the Eurochickens (the two Swiss girls Kristin and Christa, and Iris, on a 3-week visit from Germany) to Steveston Village on Friday night, then to Cosmic Bowling at The Zone at the Riverport Entertainment Complex in Richmond. What great fun! I'd only heard about it, but have never been, so that was a well-spent couple of hours of silliness. I still laugh when I think of Iris' extremely shaky bowling technique that sent her slipping down the lane, which was so greased that Iris couldn't stand up again!

Monday, August 25, 2003

Editors Welcome

Thanks to Sherri for her friendly reminder on how to spell Liechtenstein... you'd figure I'd get that right because I've been there, but I keep forgetting that Liechtenstein follows the saying "i before e except after c" at the beginning and not at the end!

Are there any other names like that????

Just wanted to make an announcement to anyone out there in webland who views this site that I am open to comments, either in the comment window underneath every post or privately through e-mail. Don't be shy! Just don't ask me for one of my kidneys or to deposit some money into a Nigerian bank to bail out some exiled king.

8 Cackling Women Rafting Down the Squ(e)amish River
(and one wearing this bikini)



I was one of those eight women today... but thankfully not the one who had to wear this! It was Tosca's stagette, and I'm so glad we went rafting instead of the usual drunken debauchery (we could do that anytime). We even had a dude of a rafting guide to keep us cackling like a hen party, riding the waves shrieking and scaring all the wildlife away.

The day started at the rather ungodly hour of 10:00am (it is Sunday morning, the day I try to find all the sleep I lost during the week...and isn't Sunday a day of rest??), when I had to be at Jana's house to meet the others. The plan was to pick up Tosca and carry on to the golf course to pretend that we were taking her golfing. Jana thought the jig was up, since Tosca had mentioned to her one time that she really wanted to go rafting, and Jana's face went beet red. She was convinced Tosca had figured it out, but it was hard to say for certain -- Tosca might've just been suspicious. So they'd arranged for Mike to gather some of Tosca's clothes, but not to get her bathing suit until the last moment.

When we arrived at Tosca's house, she was really wary. She checked out what everyone was wearing, and wondered why we were looking sporty when we were just going golfing?? By the time we arrived at the golf course, I sensed she was a little disappointed, until we opened the back of my car, and Jitka took out a towel. Here's a little video of Tosca's reaction:

Tosca, we're not golfing, we're going rafting!

(you will need Quicktime to view video)

She still had no idea she was going to wear THE BIKINI... that was for later...!

Meanwhile, Mike's stag was on Saturday, and he had to wear a pink tutu, a pink sash that said "Taming the Un-Rulli" (Rulli is Tosca's surname), a pink tiara, and a pair of burgundy granny-style underwear... while riding his bike! Yes, Andre and the others took him on the mountain bike trails and took loads of video. Unfortunately, I have none for your viewing pleasure, nor any photos, so you will just have to use your imagination. A funny scene in itself was big Andre in the fabric store, asking for material for a pink tutu!!

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to Elaho Adventures we go...

We drove to the meeting place to wait for the others before heading off the 99/Sea-to-Sky Highway to the Elaho site. On the way we actually spotted what was probably a bobcat, judging by its size. I had never seen one before, so I was pretty captivated... I think we were all totally distracted. Jitka, Tania, Tosca and I were also too busy talking to notice the two signs for Elaho go by...

We reached the end of the road, and encountered a firegate that was locked, but we couldn't find the car with the rest of our group, so we turned back, wondering where the hell a white Mercedes could possibly hide on a road that was practically deserted??? Tania knew the guy driving the van for the other rafting company, so we stopped them and asked where Elaho was. It turns out we passed it, so we booted back to the spot he indicated, and there was Jana, flagging us down! She told us to catch up to Tina, who was zooming back towards Squamish, looking for us! What a farce! An '83 Volvo station wagon trying to chase a late-model Mercedes! We were just hoping she was stop sometime soon and turn around, but we were practically at the 99 before we saw her turn around to head back. Then, of course, we had to race back to the Elaho site, since everyone was waiting for us.

We were given a lesson about the gear we had to wear before suiting up and climbing into the bus that took us upriver. Some in our group hadn't been rafting before, and were a bit nervous about the whole thing. They should've called it the Squeamish River. A good 15 minutes of safety instructions followed once we got to the bridge that marked the start of the rafting run, which made people even more nervous:

- what to do if you fall out
- what to do if somebody else falls out
- the defensive swimming position
- the offensive swimming position (*the only offensive part I can muster in my swimming technique is showing how bad it is*)
- what to do if the raft tips over
- what to do if the raft tips over and you are trapped underneath
- etc. etc. etc. (there are LOTS of et ceteras!)


(Tosca was just given her bikini to put over top of her wetsuit, which made her totally embarrassed, but the laundry list of safety remarks erased it from her mind momentarily). Then, once we got INTO our raft, we received another set of instructions on how to follow instructions from our illustrious leader, Mike. We had paddling instructions, instructions on leaning, moving from one side of the raft to the other, and by this time we'd forgotten everything except "paddle forward." Which was pretty obvious within a few minutes, once we hit a patch of churning water...

When Mike called out "over right!" we all just looked at each other! So much for paddling! Another instruction we just couldn't get straight was the one for the right side to paddle backwards and the left side to paddle forwards... and vice versa. Poor Mike.

Lucky Tosca and Jana were put in the front of the raft, which was the wettest place to sit, so they bore the brunt of all the big waves... and some of them were PRETTY BIG! There were some places the raft went so high, the paddles couldn't get anywhere near the water!

We stopped for snacks at one point, and when the waters were calm, we just enjoyed nature and let the views sink in. Between the glacier, mountains, and forest, and the river carrying us along, we were in our own little paradise. Except for all our cackling, it was pristine. Mike told us stories and cracked a lot of bad jokes, which backfired on him when he told us this punchline: "Is it moosecock?" (don't ask) After that, we christined him MC for "moosecock" and it was MC for the rest of the day.

At the BBQ after the rafting trip, Mike seemed to forgive us, since he graced the end of our dining table. What a dude.