You need RealPlayer for this, by the way.
Rick Mercer's rant on why Canada should annex the Caribbean Islands Turks & Caicos.
There's been some talk of this for a while now. Canadians argue that we need a holiday destination to escape the Great White North, but frankly, this is hogwash--what do we need to annex these islands for?? Canadians can go there, anyway. Stamp out neo-colonialism! Foster good relations with them, let them promote their islands to Canadian tourists, but give them full control of their tourist -- and any other -- income!