Saturday, September 27, 2003

Where is a Makeup Artist When You Need One??

I haven't visited Smoking Gun for a long time, but some stream-of-conscious trigger made me go there, and I checked out their lovely celebrity mugshots page. You know, instead of seeing what trainer so-and-so is using, if you really want to look just as good as a celebrity, find out who does their makeup!

I've included some doozies for your mocking pleasure:

Nick Nolte
DUI, September 2002. Gee, what do you think tipped off the police??
I guess he won't be turning this into a Christmas card.


Yasmin Bleeth
Cocaine possession, September 2001. This should be in an ad for Say No to Drugs.